Tag Archives: Funny

Hi, I’m Amber and I spill Things

Do I have a sign on my forehead that says, ‘Hi, I’m Amber. I spill things’? I mean, I know that as a general rule I am a messy person. Ok, so I’m an extremely messy person. As in, yes that … Continue reading

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Attack of the Telemarketers

The telemarketers are out somethin’ fierce today. I don’t mind the people who cold-call and are polite. I really don’t. Hey, everyone needs a job, and honestly I feel bad for them. Imagine having to call all those people every … Continue reading

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Randomness for the Weekend

Sometimes the oddest things make me laugh. In fact, every time I see this commercial I dissolve into giggles. But, come on. They’re dancing and rapping hamsters!

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D as in Douche

One thing I loathe about my job is giving people directions. You would be amazed how many people will start driving in the general direction of the company I work at then call and request turn-by-turn directions as they drive. … Continue reading

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Save THIS for Later {Insert inappropriate gesture here}

I’m running to the vending machine as fast as my little feet will carry me, adrenaline pumping as I think of the treasure I’m about to plunder. Hands shaking I slip the coins in, each ‘plunk’ as satisfying as the … Continue reading

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My Life as a Movie

Zack said the other day that living with me is like living with the Griswold’s. Maybe it’s because of the dishwasher incident. It wasn’t really my fault. (really, it wasn’t!) We ran out of detergent for the dishwasher and picked … Continue reading

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Tales of a Small Town Girl: No Comprende

Growing up in a small town wasn’t all bad. There were perks, such as the fact that our school was so small we could afford more luxuries than our larger counterparts. Every other year we did a school-wide, optional History … Continue reading

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