Tag Archives: Dog

My Dog is a Dirty, Rotten Traitor

Captain told on me last night. We have a secret, the two of us. See, since he’s the worst shedder in the history of dogs that shed (I’m not kidding. Don’t even try to tell me your dog/cat/husband sheds more. … Continue reading

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Good {Expletive} Morning

My mouth-of-a-sailor came out this morning. Normally, I have to be out the door by 6:40 to be on time to work. This morning, however, I needed to leave by 6:12 and thirty seconds, no later! That being so, before I … Continue reading

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A Girl, A Boy, and A Dog

Forewarning: I typically post short, humorous, light posts. This one is a little different. You all remember Captain, right? Captain was my dog before Zack and I started dating. (I mean, he still is my dog… I’ve just had him since … Continue reading

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Thumbnail Thursday

Sometimes a picture is all you need.

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Adam Sandler, Ranjeet, and an Ocean Motif

Zack and I are going to the most romantic place on earth for Valentine’s Day: Reno. Oh wait, Reno’s the biggest little city in the world, not the most romantic… drat. Kidding aside, we’re going to Reno over the weekend with … Continue reading

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The Sweet Smell of Skunk

Last Monday morning I was, as usual, rushing to get out the door and to work on time. Earlier that morning I had let Captain out to “do his business” (that’s code for poop). I opened the door to let … Continue reading

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The Story of the Loss of My Dog’s Innocence

Amber & Captain, 2010 When Captain was a puppy I went on vacation and my parents were forced volunteered to watch him. Captain was pretty young and I hadn’t neutered him yet, but seeing as how he had just reached the … Continue reading

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