Category Archives: Food

Hi, I’m Amber and I spill Things

Do I have a sign on my forehead that says, ‘Hi, I’m Amber. I spill things’? I mean, I know that as a general rule I am a messy person. Ok, so I’m an extremely messy person. As in, yes that … Continue reading

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Save THIS for Later {Insert inappropriate gesture here}

I’m running to the vending machine as fast as my little feet will carry me, adrenaline pumping as I think of the treasure I’m about to plunder. Hands shaking I slip the coins in, each ‘plunk’ as satisfying as the … Continue reading

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A Full-Fledged War

It’s been a little… tense at work lately. It’s not my boss. It’s not my coworkers. No, not the customers, either. It’s the roach coaches. You see, there’s a truck that comes at lunchtime since before I worked here. An … Continue reading

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The Monday Blues

Entanmann’s glazed doughnuts. They’re a weakness of mine. Sigh.  I’ve been good. So good! I’m not a dieter, never have been. I will go through phases, thinking ‘P90X? Pssh, I can totally do that.’ Hundreds of dollars and two weeks later, … Continue reading

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Tales of a Small Town Girl: Grocery Store Confessions

I never knew I grew up different than most people until, well, I grew up. See, I was raised not only in a small town, it was a Seventh Day Adventist town. I won’t bore you with the details, but here’s … Continue reading

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The Sweet Smell of Skunk

Last Monday morning I was, as usual, rushing to get out the door and to work on time. Earlier that morning I had let Captain out to “do his business” (that’s code for poop). I opened the door to let … Continue reading

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The Good Life

Rice. I’ve never been a big supporter of the grain. It’s a filler, a holder. Rice with curry? Delicious. Rice with sushi? Needed, and understood. But rice itself, no thank you. That being said…. I have never eaten so much … Continue reading

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