Category Archives: Driving

Hi, I’m Amber and I spill Things

Do I have a sign on my forehead that says, ‘Hi, I’m Amber. I spill things’? I mean, I know that as a general rule I am a messy person. Ok, so I’m an extremely messy person. As in, yes that … Continue reading

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Proof My Car Hates Me

Is it just me or has Starbucks gotten a little… creepy lately? This morning was one of those rare but wonderful mornings where I had time to go to Starbucks before work. I headed over to the one near my … Continue reading

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Good Morning and a Good Day

It’s going to be a good day. I was running late this morning. While on my way to work I was following two cars that were teetering just under the speed limit. You know when they’re not going fast enough for … Continue reading

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Lesson of the Day

Cops don’t like me. I’m not sure why. I mean, alright, so I do the occasional California stop. You know, where you slow down, look to make sure no one’s coming, and keep on cruising. And, ok, I did get … Continue reading

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Flakes From the Sky

Remember when I complained about this snow? Well, I’m kind of missing it right now. Here’s what my commute to work looked like this morning: As I said, I’m a Californian. I don’t do snow. Last night my little convertible VW … Continue reading

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A Love Affair

“Is my baby ok?” Zack asked, over the phone. How sweet, I thought. He really looks after me. “I’m fine, sweetie.” I replied. “I meant the truck.” Zack answered. Of course. I should have known he was referring to his … Continue reading

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{Expletive} Snow!

Snow. I’m a Californian, which translates to ‘I don’t do snow’. In the small town that I grew up in we got roughly an inch of snow once a year and everything would shut down. No school, no work, no … Continue reading

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