Author Archives: Unladylike Behavior

About Unladylike Behavior

I’m a 24-year-old living oxymoron, an adventurous bookworm who loves to dress up and play in the dirt. I grew up in a small town in the wine country of California, population 3,000, moved to Sacramento in 2010, lasted 6 months before I moved to a small town on the outskirts of Sacramento area, population 2,000. I write about my life with my own brand of humor. Some would look at the events I write about as mundane. I, however, look at these day-to-day happenings as humorous, wonderful little gifts just waiting to be polished.

Hi, I’m Amber and I spill Things

Do I have a sign on my forehead that says, ‘Hi, I’m Amber. I spill things’? I mean, I know that as a general rule I am a messy person. Ok, so I’m an extremely messy person. As in, yes that … Continue reading

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Proof My Car Hates Me

Is it just me or has Starbucks gotten a little… creepy lately? This morning was one of those rare but wonderful mornings where I had time to go to Starbucks before work. I headed over to the one near my … Continue reading

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The Dance Contest

Did I ever tell you about the time that Zack and I entered a dance contest? Zack and I have two things in common: We love to shake our booties on the dance floor, and we can both be painfully … Continue reading

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My Dog is a Dirty, Rotten Traitor

Captain told on me last night. We have a secret, the two of us. See, since he’s the worst shedder in the history of dogs that shed (I’m not kidding. Don’t even try to tell me your dog/cat/husband sheds more. … Continue reading

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Twice Upon a Time In Mexico

Read part one here. I was falling. I didn’t realize how tall the wave would be, or that I would have so much of a gut-in-my-throat sensation of free-fall. It was, dare I say, almost enjoyable. The moment ended in a snap … Continue reading

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Once Upon a Time In Mexico

  As I stood in the sand, barefoot and looking out to the sea, I thought, ‘this can’t be right’. Standing next to me in board shorts and a sopping wet rash guard, Zack gripped my hand. “It’ll be fine”, … Continue reading

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Dirty Little Secrets

This is my confessional post. Come on, you know you have stuff to ‘fess up to, too. I don’t mind dropping $180 on a nice pair of jeans, but I buy my bras at Target. Whenever I see that $60 … Continue reading

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